Men’s Health

In the vain hope that Perez Hilton or Hillary Clinton will mail and ask me to consult for them.

Failing that I'm ready for the deluge of junk mail I'm certain to receive; No doubt I'll be sold Viagra, Cialis and Levitra (of course I'd only consider Levitra having created the global PR campaign starring 'recently blogged' celebrity Jerry Hall)...

I'll probably be offered  images of all sorts of sexual positions (remember one man's deviant behaviour is another man's sexual sundae)... And no doubt Elliot Spitzer will drop me a note asking for a hooker.

Either way, it's nice to be contactable. I think. We'll see.