Men’s Health

Levitra is a drug that helps men achieve an erection. Cialis is a drug that helps men achieve an erection. Viagra is a drug that helps men achieve an erection. Does anyone else think it's weird that society is constantly using the word "achieve" in this context? Hillary at Everest was an achievement, I really have to be modest here.

Maybe I'm just down to earth, but I've never wanted to tilt my head back, put my hands on my hips and laugh "Look at what I've accomplished!" in reference to my stiffy.

To begin with, it's a bit chauvinistic. Women get wet or become moist. Men achieve an erection? Why thank you. Please hold your applause until the end.

Secondly, before you award me the Congressional Medal of Honor, I have to give credit where it's due. My girlfriend can claim sole authorship of this penile masterpiece. At best, I had the assist. In fact, I'm always impressed by how she gives me an erection ("gives me"...almost like a gift). Throw HER a parade, if anything.

Personally, I don't feel like I've done enough work to say I've achieved something. Maybe it's the fact that I'm 24 and I have a beautiful lady but I'm booking a flight to Boneropolis about every five minutes. Perhaps my take would be different if I were an 87 year old, guzzling handfuls of ED medication. I guess for Grandpa Horndog, a woody is something to write home about, but geez... achieve? Really?